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So long, Lydia
My files have been backed up–I’m no Carrie Bradshaw, and I can conceivably invest in a new computer, but as 2012 continues to slip from my grip, the anxiety of replacement becomes progressively more...
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Sometimes, I will see an image and connect with it so viscerally and simultaneously inexplicably–and no matter how hard I try to explain the instantaneously forged relationship, I just can’t. Photo...
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On Narcissism
I’ll be honest, when I read Gawker’s “Journalism is not Narcissism” last week, I tellingly thought it was a direct attack at me. The piece addressed an apparent flaw in how the American collegiate...
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Man to (wo)Man
Following Monday’s post on the majesty of boyhood and the earlier culmination of Pitti Uomo, here is a Ton branded look at the anticipatory glory of the overture of manhood. The double breasts, the...
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Perpetual Girlfriend
Has anyone else read this week’s New York Observer cover story? I read it over eggs and coffee this morning and will quite frankly lose my shit if none of you want to have a conversation about it....
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This lit a wildly motivational fire directly below my ass cheeks, which is probably why I feel so compelled to share it. It’s kind of like Soul Cycle for the mind, or something. Because it’s Super...
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Blog is a Dirty Word
Photo by Ashley Rowe When I read Suzy Menkes’ “The Circus of Fashion” last week in T Magazine, my initial response was mild outrage. Mild because there was a deluge of factual evidence that I couldn’t...
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In Defense of
On Sunday night, while Hannah struggled with her UTI (all recovery takes is a cranberry pill, trust), I wasn’t concerned with Jessa’s departure, or Shoshanna’s May-December romance, or Marni’s...
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The slightly terrifying masked models emblazoned across the cover of Dasha Zhukova’s fourth issue of Garage Magazine intrigued me (where can I get that underwear, really?). But the masks’ slight...
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Girls, Episode 8
There was only one text message predating a series of rapid-fire e-mails about last night’s episode of Girls between resident man repeller, Mattie Kahn and myself this morning. It read, “I loved that...
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